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Crypto Crime This Week: $1.9 B Mixer Bust, $2.15 M Heist & Punycode Pitfall

TL;DR (Because you’re busy and your MetaMask is probably open)

  • Mobius token smart contract on BNB Chain gets hacked for $2.15M.

  • German cops shut down crypto mixer eXch—allegedly the hacker’s laundromat for $1.9B+ in dirty money. $38M seized, story ain’t over.

  • Google Chrome “helped” one user lose $20K to a sneaky browser scam. Never trust autocomplete.

  • Lido hack shakes investor confidence - but leaves holder wallets uneffected.

Mobius Hacked for $2.15M: Another Smart Contract, Another Splat

Mobius ($MBU) on BNB Chain just joined the DeFi hack hall of shame. A mystery attacker spun up a malicious contract two minutes before pulling the rug—draining 28.5 million tokens, swapping ‘em for stables, and vaporizing the loot via Tornado Cash.

Cyvers Alerts caught the action, but so far, Mobius is mum. April alone saw almost $360 million lost across 18 hacks. Moral: DeFi’s got more holes than Swiss cheese, and hackers are making fondue.

Germany Goes Full John Wick on Crypto Mixer eXch—$1.9 Billion Washed, $38M Seized

German law enforcement just took down eXch, the crypto mixer that’s basically been a spin cycle for hackers since 2014. They grabbed $38 million in crypto, scooped up 8 terabytes of data, and say eXch helped launder massive hauls from the Bybit ($1.5B) and Multisig ($1.4B) hacks. Oh—and the exchange never bothered with anti-money-laundering or KYC basics.

This is Germany’s third-biggest crypto seizure ever, and Dutch investigators are still out there hunting anyone who used eXch to clean up stolen coins. Even the dark web’s got nothing on this Netflix-worthy sting.

Google Chrome Just “Suggested” a $20,000 Scam. Thanks?

Picture this: you’re typing in a crypto exchange, Chrome fills it out for you, and—bam—you’re on a perfect replica that’s actually a trap. Welcome to Punycode phishing, where URLs look right but your wallet gets wrecked. One user lost $20K after trusting a browser suggestion and landing on a fake ChangeNOW.

Regulators still haven’t called out this scam, which means it’s open season. Always, always check that URL. Your browser’s not as smart as you think.

Lido: “Only” $4K Lost in Hack Scare—But It Could’ve Been Worse

Ethereum staking juggernaut Lido dodged a major bullet this week. A compromised validator key (thanks, Chorus One) let hackers siphon off just 1.46 ETH ($4,200). No user funds were touched, and Lido’s DAO hustled to swap out the bad key and lock things down.

Lesson? Old keys are like old milk: they go bad, and when they do, things get funky. Even the biggest DeFi names have to stay paranoid.

Stay sharp. If you spot a scam, got a wild crypto story, or just want to vent about another rug pull, hit reply. We read every word (and meme).

Forward this to a friend who still thinks browser suggestions are safe. Seriously.

Until next time,

The Crypto Asset Recovery Team